Once, there were two man walking home after Halloween party. They decide to take a shortcut through the cemetry just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetry they were startled by atap-tap-taping noise coming from the misty shadows..
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after cathing his breath.
" You scared us half to death, we tought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools" the old man grumbled. " they misspelled my name.